The Potato Aliens Have Landed

The Magician is setting potatoes out to scab-over a wee bit before they go in the ground tomorrow.  It's supposed to keep them from rotting, or something.

Here is one particularly lively and ambitious stud auditing to be a Dr. Who alien:

I'd like to think he is gross and weird enough to have a shot at it.
Here are his proud parents.  Aren't they a lovely little family?

"He ended up short, just like you, didn't he, darling?"
"Yes, but he has just your shade of pink."