Business Cards: Labeling Myself

We're working on business cards to take to the art show so I can publicize the blog and generally just make connections with people.

I'm trying to describe what I do/am in a unique and fun way.....  I'm thinking about making a long list and then scattering it in the background of the card like a watermark.  (That last sentence made sense in my head. Possibly nowhere else!)

Artist

Upcycler

All-Around Creative Person

Writer

Wordsmith

Crafter

Blogger

Dreamer

Freelancer

Subcreator (Hello, Tolkien fans!)

Reviser

Editor

Scholar 

Seer

Seeker

Thinker

Believer

Maker

Gardener

Non-Consumer

Doodler

Some of then wouldn't work, for obvious reasons.  But that's why it is called brainstorming.

Your thoughts?