Land-Locked Mid-Life Crisis!

Yes, my beloved has lost it.  His youth, that is.  And he wants it back.

He bought one of these hamboards:

This is why allowances are such a good idea--because people we love buy ridiculous things!  He assures me that every penny will come out of his allowance over the next few months to pay back the cost....

Question 1.:  So what do you think?  Should I just be glad he can still move around?  Or that he hasn't bought a Ferrari?