Two Letters

Dear Papa B.

Best wishes on your retirement!  We love you, and we are grateful for your prayers.
Respectfully,

J.

Dear Secular Media Who Have Been Speculating about the Aforementioned Event:

Shouldn't you at least entertain the possibility that a man who has devoted himself to the service of God and His people, and who has sought holiness with zeal since his youth might, just possibly, be telling the truth when he explains why he wishes to retire?

Yours truly,

J.